Note To Self:

Stop spending money.

Note To Self:

Doing something entirely for the free buffet is only sometimes a good idea.

Note To Self:

Stop burning yourself.

Note To Self:

Don't order Valentines Day flowers two weeks in advance.

Note To Invading Aliens:

Avoid this town.

Note To Self:

Be erect by half past ten, be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed, be extended, be in motion.

Note To Self:

Make sense of it.

Note To Self:

Kill your expectations.

Note To Self:

Don't fuck this up.

Note To Self:

Don't put flammable things in the microwave.