Note To Self:

Stop spending money.

Note To Self:

Doing something entirely for the free buffet is only sometimes a good idea.

Note To Self:

Stop burning yourself.

Note To Self:

Don't order Valentines Day flowers two weeks in advance.

Note To Invading Aliens:

Avoid this town.

Note To Self:

Be erect by half past ten, be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed, be extended, be in motion.

Note To Self:

Make sense of it.

Note To Self:

Kill your expectations.

Note To Self:

Don't fuck this up.

Note To Self:

Don't put flammable things in the microwave.

Note To Self:

Make sure that this is not a dream.

Note To Self:

Sun means summer.

Note To Self:

Sleep.

Note To Self:

Saying what you're thinking isn't always the best of ideas when you're not thinking what you're saying.

Note To Self:

The wall suffices as a notepad.

Note To Self:

Something better than Floor Nuggets: Bus Stop Pie.

Note To Self:

Starting two blogs within a day of ending one blog still doesn't count as taking a break from blogging.

Note To Self:

Leaving patches of carpet to walk on does not mean that the room is tidy. It means that everything is easily accessible. And awesome.

Note To Self:

Everything is going to be OK.

Note To Self:

Living off fig rolls and cartons of milk is definitely the way to go.

Note To Self:

Don't leave glass of water on top of computer, then proceed to knock glass of water all over computer.

Note To Self:

Thinking about exercising doesn't count as exercising.

Note To Self:

Ending one blog and starting another an hour later doesn't count as taking a break from blogging.